Just one day please....

Can I get just one day where the kids aren't getting into something, hurting themselves or just basic chaos that has become my life? Only 9 AM and we already are into things. Besides the fact that Jeremy has chosen to no longer sleep through the night. He is growing so he wakes up between midnight and 1 AM sometime demanding food. Waking Linda in the process. And she can't sleep with me she falls out of the bed. So then of course at 530 AM Linda thinks it is time to get up and go woohoo. Then at 6 AM Jeremy decides hey I am hungry too. Someone feed me NOW! Okay so I get my tired butt out of bed to feed him. Things are going fairly well. I feel like crap for mulitple reasons but hey that is my life lately. So I am plucking along. Jeremy is tired so we try for a nap. Yeah he goes to sleep and Linda is playing in her tent on my bed. The worst that could happen is she might fall. But she is just laying there in her tent watching Shrek. Cool some down time. Until she comes out of my room screaming with her mouth open and something all over her arms. And she smells funny..... WHAT THE HELL?! Okay so she found the vick's vapor rub and put it all over so I strip her down and throw her in the shower. Meanwhile she thinks I am terrible I am sure. I scrub her good and let her play in the bath. Now Jeremy is in his room screaming and the room smells like vapor rub. Thank goodness Chris comes home in 4 days. They better go fast!